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THE LAST STAND (2013) FOUR TOP HATS
When I do my ratings, I don’t base them on the canon of filmdom, and what my editing boss thinks about the canon of filmdom, I base mine on how much something entertains me and what can I say – I...
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SHITFEST 2013 ENTRY 19: SPRING BREAK MASSACRE (2008) CLOSE TO NSFW
Entry by: SCROTEY!!!!! Please note: Scrotey doesn’t have a blog or a website or even a calculator. We’ve been friends for almost 30 years and we recently sat down and put this together for SHITFEST...
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YOU’RE NEXT (2013) FUCK YEAH!
As you may or may not know, I put a quick post out about this movie last weekend – with the intention of 1) doing one of those quickies that people seem to like and 2) I was hoping to convince some...
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A SPRING CORNUCOPIA… OF MOVIES!! – FROM THE IPC
WAIT!! That’s not a cornucopia!! That’s one of my old headers I use to use! What the hell?? Well – SHITFEST is over for the time being and I got to do a lot of movie watching since I didn’t have to do...
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RUNNING SCARED (2006) THREE TOP HATS
I always liked Paul Walker, even though I didn’t really think he could carry an entire movie by himself. I liked JOY RIDE (Candy Cane!!) and THE SKULLS and even that TIMELINE movie of his – and I...
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BLUE RUIN (2013) FOUR TOP HATS
I normally try to put out thoughts about newer movies on Friday so anyone who looks at this place might get an idea on something to rent over the weekend. But I have been overly busy at work and – in...
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THE MACHINE (2013) FOUR BIG TOP HATS
It’s funny – I don’t really do a lot of Sci-Fi out here but this week we have two in a row. Is that AMAZING or what????? ?????????? ?? POOP FART. Yesterday we looked at a miserable movie that had a...
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AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH THE IPC: ALL CHEERLEADERS DIE (2013)
Well, Most Beloveds – my time is running short and I may or may not be fleeing the country soon, but I did want to get something about this one out in case I’m never seen or heard of again after next...
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THE CABINING (2014) THREE TOP HATS
You know – this is the kind of movie for me: independent, no one knows about it but me, two dudes making a movie that they want to make, a couple of boobs, some chicks slinking around in their...
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the ipc double take featuring the sporadic chronicles of a beginner blogger:...
Look at this!! A Double Take!!! This time with the lovely and talented Zoë from The Sporadic Chronicles of a Beginner Blogger!!!! YAY!!!!! These don’t happen very often but when they do – they’re a...
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SHITFEST 2015: A FIVE MOVIE QUINTET FROM VAMPIRE PLACEBO!
THIS ENTRY SUBMITTED BY THE DELICIOUS: Shitfest Quintet Since I’m really not great at writing long reviews, I decided that I would do 5 mini-reviews instead. Enjoy! :-) House of 1000 Corpses So Rob...
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MUCK (2015) TWO ALBINO SWAMP KILLERS
*SPOILERS AHEAD IF YOU FEEL LIKE WATCHING THIS SHIT* Each week I watch lots of movies that I get from Netflix – DVDs of things that are usually shit and I come out here and report on them. Each...
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HALF ASS REVIEWS: HIGH ART, IT AND A VERY SPECIAL: OUIJA
There’s not much of a theme here today other than here are two movies that I absolutely hated…. let’s see what happens…. HIGH ART (1998)A Young and Leggy Radha Micthell gets her gay on and her clothes...
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CAMP MASSACRE (A.K.A FAT CHANCE) (2014) THREE TOP HATS
HMMMM – I’m not totally sure what there is to say about this thing. The premise? A bunch of obese men are in a reality TV contest to see who can lose the most weight and win 1 million dollars. As they...
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MARK OF THE WITCH (2014) THE ARTSY FARTSY MOVIE ABOUT SATAN YOU REALLY NEVER...
So, I had to go back out of town last week and during my eight hour travel day I watched a couple of movies – neither of which I cared much for. The first one was this thing that curiously appears to...
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